02 September 2011

In No Particular Order

Today marks the end of week two of kinder. WEEK TWO Y'ALL. I have made it two whole entire weeks and I'm still alive and functioning (besides that whole brush with death/illness that is still ravaging my immune system). Anywho, I have complied a list of some observations of mine from the first two weeks. Did you expect anything less?


  1. Learn how to drive.
  2. Learn how to park.
  3. If you're going to get out of your vehicle and walk your beloved to class, wear a bra. Heck, wear some pants too. 
  4. I love pajamas just as much as the next gal, but as my husband would inform you, they cannot be worn out of the house. I know. But it's true.
  5. Get off your cell phone. No, really. Get.Off.Your.Phone.
  6. You, yes YOU with the potty mouth-this is a school, not a bar. Speak accordingly.
  7. I can see that you're running late, but must you stomp up my backside trying to get around me? If I remember correctly, you are parked right in front of me and oh yes, we got to our cars at the same time.
  8. No left turn between 7-8 am. NO LEFT TURN.
  9. The 4th and 5th grade safety patrol are adorable. And they take their jobs very seriously. I was one too. :)
  10. You don't get a prize for being the first one in line to get your child. They all get out at 2:40 pm.

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