Because I cry and the boys like to exploit that

Tucker: Mommy are you going to cry when I am a teenager?
Me: I'm sure I will at some point.
Tucker: But are you going to cry because I am so old.
Me: Probably.
Tucker: But are you going to cry because I am so old and won't be your little baby anymore?
Me: Yes, I will cry that you are so old but you will always be my little baby.
Tucker: But are you going to cry since I have to go to Home Depot and buy wood to make a bigger bed?
Me: I'm not sure that you will have to make your own bed. I'm pretty sure we'll buy one for you.
Tucker: But will you cry?
Me: Sure. I'll cry.
Tucker: Because I'm your baby and that makes you so sad.
Me: Wow. Thanks for the uplifting talk Tuck.