30 January 2012

Tucker Q & A

** I stole this questionnaire from my friend. It was just too fun.

C: What is something Mommy always says to you?
T: Stop. Sometimes you say stop!
C: What makes me happy?
T: When I do a great report. Then that makes you laugh about. What makes you laugh about? Clown. A clown is really funny.
C: But I’m scared of clowns.
T: Scared of clowns? But clowns make jokes and do funny things.
C: What makes me sad?
T: When I get taken away.
C: That would make mommy sad.
T: Yeah. But then you can call the police and they can get arrested.
C: I would.
C: How does Mommy make you laugh? 
T: Tickle me? Like when you tickle me that makes me laugh. [tickling himself and laughing]
C: What was Mommy like as a child?
T: You loved-ed flowers. And pink. Girls loooove pink.
C: How old am I?
T: I don’t know how old you are.
C: Mommy’s 31.
T: Oh, ok.
C: How tall am I? 
T: Big like a giant.
C: Like a giant?
T: Yeah. Actually, big like a size grown-up fish.
C: Interesting.
C: What is my favorite thing to do? 
T: Is to make stuff. Make stuff for school. Then make clothes. Make something. (I do not make clothes)
C: What does Mom do when you’re not around? 
T: Make stuff. And buy groceries.
C: If I become famous, what will it be for?
T: Because you look nice.
C: That’s sweet. 
C: What am I really good at?
T: Running.
C: Running?!?!
T: Ok, I’ll show you how to run.
C: What am I not very good at?
T: Riding a skateboard.
C: Yup.
T: Then also jumping.
C: What does Mommy do for my job?
T: Make stuff with paper. (apparently I make a lot of things)
C: What is my favorite food?
T: Hamburger helper. Hmm. Toast. Sometimes you have toast for dinner.
C: What makes you proud of me?
T: When I count my name.
C: You mean when you count and then spell your name?
T: Uh huh. T-U-C-K-E-R!
C: Very good!
C: If I were a cartoon character, who would I be?
T: Somebody else.
C: Who?
T: I don’t know.
C: What do you and I do together?
T: Uhh, pick up Tyson.
C: How are you and I the same?
T: Because we are small then big.
C: And we have the same color hair.
T: And we have the same daddy!
C: No, your daddy is my husband. My daddy is your Peepaw.
C: How are you and I different?
T: Because God made us different. :)
J: How do you know I love you?
T: Because you’re my mom.
C: Where is my favorite place to go?
T: Walmart.
C: I do have to go to Walmart a lot.
C: Thanks for answering my questions. Is there anything else you want to say?
T: NOOOOOOO! Can you turn my movie back on now?
C: Sure.