Tyson Q & A

same Q & A as Tucker but now with Tyson. Fun, fun!

C: What is something Mommy always says to you?
T: Ummm, I love you? Maybe I love you.

C: What makes me happy?
T: When we be good.

C: That does make me happy.

C: What makes me sad?
T: When we are not very nice to each other.

C: How does Mommy make you laugh? 
T: When you say jokes and things.

C: Like what kind of jokes?

T: Like, “Why did the goose kiss a moose?” And then you say, “because it’s alive!” Hahahahaha!

C: That is a silly joke, but I think that one’s from your daddy.

T: Yeah…

C: What was Mommy like as a child?
T: Kid? A child? MY age?

C: Yes, a child. Yes, your age.

T: You were MY age?

C: Yes. Mommy used to be a little girl just like you are a little boy.

T: But mommy, I am not little.

C: Well I know you aren’t little anymore. I mean that you are young.

T: Mom-my, I am SIX.

C: Ok, I get it. You are not little nor are you young.

T: Thank you.

C: How old am I?
T: I don’t know.

C: Mommy’s 31.

T: 31. 31?

C: How tall am I? 
T: I don’t know. About medium size feet maybe.

C: You mean feet and inches?

T: Yes.

C: What is my favorite thing to do? 
T: Stay home.

C: And do what?

T: And maybe work in the house? That’s what daddy does.

C: What does Mom do when you’re not around? 
T: Do whatever you want. Like you can go to the grocery store by yourself.

C: If I become famous, what will it be for?
T: What does famous mean?

C: Everybody knows you.

T: So everyone would know your name and say hi the correct way?

C: Kinda.

C: What am I really good at?
T: Folding laundry.

C: [ouch]

C: What am I not very good at?
T: Um, riding bikes.

C: What does Mommy do for my job?
T: Clean the house and fold the laundry and do what you need to do.

C: What is my favorite food?
T: Toast.

C: What makes you proud of me?
T: When you buy me Legos. That makes me very happy because I love Legos.

C: You do love Legos.

C: If I were a cartoon character, who would I be?
T: That’s a silly thing to ask.

C: I know!

T: Probably you would be Jerry if he was a girl.

C: From Tom and Jerry?

T: Yes!

C: What do you and I do together?
T: Go get ice cream!

C: How are you and I the same?
T: Hehe, why? We’re not the same!

C: Well, you are my son.

T: And you’re my mom. J

C: How are you and I different?
T: Because you’re a grown-up and I’m a kid.

C: How do you know I love you?
T: Because I’m your son.

C: Where is my favorite place to go?
T: Walmart. Or no, do you like to go to Walmart?

C: Well, I wouldn’t say that I like to go there but I do have to go a lot.

C: Thanks for answering my questions. Is there anything else you want to say?

T: No, am I done?

C: Yup.

T: Good. That was a funny questions.