20 February 2012

Tyson Q & A

same Q & A as Tucker but now with Tyson. Fun, fun!

C: What is something Mommy always says to you?
T: Ummm, I love you? Maybe I love you.
C: What makes me happy?
T: When we be good.
C: That does make me happy.
C: What makes me sad?
T: When we are not very nice to each other.
C: How does Mommy make you laugh? 
T: When you say jokes and things.
C: Like what kind of jokes?
T: Like, “Why did the goose kiss a moose?” And then you say, “because it’s alive!” Hahahahaha!
C: That is a silly joke, but I think that one’s from your daddy.
T: Yeah…
C: What was Mommy like as a child?
T: Kid? A child? MY age?
C: Yes, a child. Yes, your age.
T: You were MY age?
C: Yes. Mommy used to be a little girl just like you are a little boy.
T: But mommy, I am not little.
C: Well I know you aren’t little anymore. I mean that you are young.
T: Mom-my, I am SIX.
C: Ok, I get it. You are not little nor are you young.
T: Thank you.
C: How old am I?
T: I don’t know.
C: Mommy’s 31.
T: 31. 31?
C: How tall am I? 
T: I don’t know. About medium size feet maybe.
C: You mean feet and inches?
T: Yes.
C: What is my favorite thing to do? 
T: Stay home.
C: And do what?
T: And maybe work in the house? That’s what daddy does.
C: What does Mom do when you’re not around? 
T: Do whatever you want. Like you can go to the grocery store by yourself.
C: If I become famous, what will it be for?
T: What does famous mean?
C: Everybody knows you.
T: So everyone would know your name and say hi the correct way?
C: Kinda.
C: What am I really good at?
T: Folding laundry.
C: [ouch]
C: What am I not very good at?
T: Um, riding bikes.
C: What does Mommy do for my job?
T: Clean the house and fold the laundry and do what you need to do.
C: What is my favorite food?
T: Toast.
C: What makes you proud of me?
T: When you buy me Legos. That makes me very happy because I love Legos.
C: You do love Legos.
C: If I were a cartoon character, who would I be?
T: That’s a silly thing to ask.
C: I know!
T: Probably you would be Jerry if he was a girl.
C: From Tom and Jerry?
T: Yes!
C: What do you and I do together?
T: Go get ice cream!
C: How are you and I the same?
T: Hehe, why? We’re not the same!
C: Well, you are my son.
T: And you’re my mom. J
C: How are you and I different?
T: Because you’re a grown-up and I’m a kid.
C: How do you know I love you?
T: Because I’m your son.
C: Where is my favorite place to go?
T: Walmart. Or no, do you like to go to Walmart?
C: Well, I wouldn’t say that I like to go there but I do have to go a lot.
C: Thanks for answering my questions. Is there anything else you want to say?
T: No, am I done?
C: Yup.
T: Good. That was a funny questions.