Apparently I need to dress up more

Tyson: Where are we going?
Me: Nowhere. Why?
Tyson: Because you're wearing a fancy dress.
Me: This isn't fancy. It's just a casual, summer dress.
Tyson: Huh. But it's still a dress.
Me: Right. But not all dresses are fancy.
Tyson: I don't know. Usually you only wear a dress when you want to be fancy.
Me: Right now I just want to be cool.
Tyson: I don't think you're very cool mom.
{wow! He's sux and I gave already entered into the "uncool mom" stage}