Conversations with my 3 year old

Tyson: Mommy, I have to go potty!
Me: Ok, booger, let's go.
running to the bathroom, pulling down pants and underwear, sitting down
Tyson: I have to go poopoo.
Me: Good job buddy.
Tyson: I'm going poopoo like a big boy, like daddy. But daddy makes big poopoos out of his big bottom and I make small poopoos out of my small bottom because I am a small, big boy.
Me: That's right. And we are sooo proud of you for going poopoo in the potty.
Tyson: That's right. I am SO smart mommy!
Me: Yes you are!
Tyson: I have to go peepee too.
Me: Alright.
finishes up...
Tyson: Look mommy! It's a squirly poopoo! I did it! I did it! Can I have ice cream now?