Today marks the end of week two of kinder. WEEK TWO Y'ALL. I have made it two whole entire weeks and I'm still alive and functioning (besides that whole brush with death/illness that is still ravaging my immune system). Anywho, I have complied a list of some observations of mine from the first two weeks. Did you expect anything less?
- Learn how to drive.
- Learn how to park.
- If you're going to get out of your vehicle and walk your beloved to class, wear a bra. Heck, wear some pants too.
- I love pajamas just as much as the next gal, but as my husband would inform you, they cannot be worn out of the house. I know. But it's true.
- Get off your cell phone. No, really. Get.Off.Your.Phone.
- You, yes YOU with the potty mouth-this is a school, not a bar. Speak accordingly.
- I can see that you're running late, but must you stomp up my backside trying to get around me? If I remember correctly, you are parked right in front of me and oh yes, we got to our cars at the same time.
- No left turn between 7-8 am. NO LEFT TURN.
- The 4th and 5th grade safety patrol are adorable. And they take their jobs very seriously. I was one too. :)
- You don't get a prize for being the first one in line to get your child. They all get out at 2:40 pm.
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