It was coming

Tucker: Mommy, was I in your tummy when I was a baby?
Me: Well, kind of. You were in my tummy before you were born.
Tucker: How did I get in your tummy?
Me: {oh mylanta! did my FIVE year old just ask me about SEX?!}
Tucker: Mommy! How did I get in your tummy??
Me: Well, God made you that way. He made you by starting you out in mommy's tummy.
Tucker: But how did God put me there?
Me: {gracious} Well...after a mommy and a daddy get married, they can make a baby. And then that baby grows in the mommy's tummy.
Tucker. Ok. Can I have a blue lunchable when we get home?
Me: Yup!