I went to Wal Mart

My list included:

trash bags
cereal
bread
corn
green beans
dog food
hairbrush
milk
eggs
corn dogs
tortillas
shredded cheese
guacamole
apples

What I can home with:

Bag of polyfil
queen size foam pad
dog food (check)
green beans x4 (check)
corn x4 (check)
shredded cheese (check)
strawberries
trash bags (check)
tortillas x2 (check)
hairbrush (check)
remnant fleece
stitch witch x2
cereal x2 (check)
milk x2 (check)
mixed fruit cup
twin sheets x2

And what have I learned?
Nothing.