As you know, my baby lost his first tooth this weekend. While I was asleep. And of course I cried as soon as I woke up and Tyson ran at me with his mouth open trying to show me how big he was. Since I had to work that night, Stuart was in charge of handling tooth fairy duties. No biggie, right?
Me: So what is the tooth fairy bringing?
Stu: A new toothbrush and floss?
Me: You're joking right?
Stu: No.
Me: A toothbrush? Floss? What happened to money?
Stu: Tyson's too young to get money. He has no idea what to do with it.
Me: Well we could teach him.
Stu: I think he'll love the toothbrush. It's electric!
Me: Seriously?
Stu: He's gonna be so excited.
Me: Wow. You have got to be the worst tooth fairy ever.
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