Uh, no

Me: Tyson, do you know that baby Joshua is going to be here soon?

Tyson: Is he coming to my house tomorrow?

Me: Oh, no baby. I mean that baby Joshua is going to be born soon.

Tyson: Is he going to be born tomorrow?

Me: Well, no. But I'm sure that Aunt Marci is ready for him to be born tomorrow.

Tyson: Me too. Is he going to play Legos with me and Tucker?

Me: I'm sure he will love to play Legos with you and Tucker. But first he has to get a little bigger.

Tyson: Is he going to be a baby when he's born?

Me: Yup. He's going to be teeny, tiny. {well, if he's like his sister and you two, not so teeny}

Tyson: Can we have a baby Joshua?

Me: Uh, no.

We can't wait to meet you little man!