Sincerity

Stu: Honey, what do you want for Mother's Day?
Me: A day at the spa.
Stu: Anything from Refurbisheddepot.com?
Me: ???

Stu: Hon, what do you want for Mother's Day?
Me: Breakfast in bed.
Stu: How 'bout we go get you MCD?
Me: ???

Stu: What do you want for Valentine's Day?
Me: Hon, Valentine's Day was 3 months ago.
Stu: Oh, right. When is Father's Day?
Me: Next month.
Stu: Why do moms get to go first?
Me: Apparently a man invented the holidays and he was in trouble with his wife.